Cristiano Ronaldo Says Girlfriend Irina Shayk Is An Underwear Thief

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(This video could be completely in Portuguese with no captions and you wouldn’t care. I respect your dedication to looking at well-faced people.)

BREAKING: The seemingly perfect Irina Shayk is a thief with boundary issues.
Sometimes, dedication can go too far. We often pledge ourselves to things, concept and people and get so lost that we become gross. Happens to us all.
However, it doesn’t matter how pretty your partner is, there is no just cause for shared underwear, even less for stealing it. That’s grounds for divorce in any industrialized nation. “Stole my draws” is a checkbox on termination of marriage paperwork in every United Nations member state.

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